In this issue:
Exclusive Interview: Bull$hit the Climate Bull Reveals His Family History
How global warming really began.
New Elevator to Climate Hell Now Open
Experience the horrifying 0.08 °C rise in temperature on your way to climate hell.
Trapped Climate Heat Escapes to Space
Molecular collisions overpower local CO2 forces.
Gravitational potential and renegade water molecules provide the escape route.
Radiation balance of the earth is restored without a rise in surface temperature.
Wind Driven Evaporation Challenges the Climate Sensitivity
Special investigation finds wind driven evaporation in the flat ocean.
The climate sensitivity may be wrong.
Paris Climate Accord questioned.
Signal from the Atlantic Multi-decadal Oscillation (AMO) detected in the global mean temperature record.
Greenhouse gas radiative forcings may not heat the oceans. Was Hansen’s magic a trick? Emerald City representative denies the accusations..
Book of Moron Published Online
Secret history and doctrine of the Imperial Cult of the Global Warming Apocalypse has been revealed. Exclusive extracts published by the FO Gazette.
Yacht Carrying Pseudo$aint Greta Runs Aground
Yacht trapped on the bull$hit coral reef.
Fourier the Heretic was Right
The phase shift means no climate equilibrium.
Climate Model Instabilities Revealed
Long hidden Lorenz instabilities undermine the Holy Climate Ensembles.
Departments
Milestones
Radiative forcings from 30 years ago.
Classifieds
Party services for COP28.
From the Emerald City (Editorial)
We Believe.